What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

-”Ah so!”